Woody's Lyrics

<body topmargin=0 leftmargin=0 marginheight=0 marginwidth=0> <table cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 border=0 height="100%"><tr> <td valign="top" width=200 BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF" TEXT="#080000"> <div> <A HREF="id24_m.htm#and_i_love_him" TARGET="TRLX_Middle" TITLE="Woodys Lyrics"><B>And I Love Him</B></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id24_m.htm#deuteronomy_s__5_1" TARGET="TRLX_Middle" TITLE="Woodys Lyrics"><B>Deuteronomy's #5</B></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id24_m.htm#god_s_love" TARGET="TRLX_Middle" TITLE="Woodys Lyrics"><B>God's Love</B></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id24_m.htm#hello_jesus_christ" TARGET="TRLX_Middle" TITLE="Woodys Lyrics"><B>Hello, Jesus Christ</B></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id24_m.htm#imagin_" TARGET="TRLX_Middle" TITLE="Woodys Lyrics"><B>Imagin'</B></A><B> </B></div> <div> <A HREF="id24_m.htm#lake_of_fire" TARGET="TRLX_Middle" TITLE="Woodys Lyrics"><B>Lake Of Fire</B></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id24_m.htm#little_children_" TARGET="TRLX_Middle" TITLE="Woodys Lyrics"><B>Little Children</B></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id24_m.htm#lord_says_will_you_" TARGET="TRLX_Middle" TITLE="Woodys Lyrics"><B>Lord Says Will You</B></A> </div> <div> <A HREF="id24_m.htm#love_jesus" TARGET="TRLX_Middle" TITLE="Woodys Lyrics"><B>Love Jesus</B></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id24_m.htm#my_god_s_in_love" TARGET="TRLX_Middle" TITLE="Woodys Lyrics"><B>My God's  In Love</B></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id24_m.htm#readin__the_word_" TARGET="TRLX_Middle" TITLE="Woodys Lyrics"><B>Readin' The Word</B></A> </div> <div> <A HREF="id24_m.htm#sacred_sacred_" TARGET="TRLX_Middle" TITLE="Woodys Lyrics"><B>Sacred Sacred</B></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id24_m.htm#sharing_jesus" TARGET="TRLX_Middle" TITLE="Woodys Lyrics"><B>Sharing Jesus</B></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id24_m.htm#sin_monster_mash_" TARGET="TRLX_Middle" TITLE="Woodys Lyrics"><B>Sin Monster Mash</B></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id24_m.htm#thank_you_jesus_" TARGET="TRLX_Middle" TITLE="Woodys Lyrics"><B>Thank You, Jesus</B></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id24_m.htm#the_wonder_of_you_" TARGET="TRLX_Middle" TITLE="Woodys Lyrics"><B>The Wonder Of You</B></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id24_m.htm#under_the_savior_" TARGET="TRLX_Middle" TITLE="Woodys Lyrics"><B>Under The Savior</B></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id24_m.htm#woody_s_house" TARGET="TRLX_Middle" TITLE="Woodys Lyrics"><B>Woody's Amazing House</B></A></div> </td> <td valign="top" width="100%" BGCOLOR="#00FFFF" TEXT="#080000"> <div> <FONT SIZE="5" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Arial" ><B>THE SATURDAY MORNING KIDS SHOW</B></FONT>    |     <A HREF="index.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="THE SATURDAY MORNING KIDS SHOW">home</A></div> <div> <A HREF="id19.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Music Department">Music Department</A>   |   <A HREF="id29.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Song Catalog">Song Catalog</A>   |   <B>Woody's Lyrics</B>   |   <A HREF="id22.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Praisedex">Praisedex</A></div> <div> Woody's Lyrics</div> <div> <IMG SRC="1b5b3430.png" border=0 width="435" height="323" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <div>  <A NAME="and_i_love_him"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="1" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ></A><B>And I Love Him</B></div> <div> (parody of And I Love Her, by The Beatles)</div> <bR> <div> I give Him all my praise,</div> <div> I always do.</div> <div> And if you knew my Lord,</div> <div> you'd praise Him too.</div> <div> I love Him.</div> <bR> <div> He blesses me each day</div> <div> so lovingly.</div> <div> I pray for the guidance</div> <div> He brings to me.</div> <div> I love Him.</div> <bR> <div> A love like His will never die</div> <div> I know that He walks beside me.</div> <bR> <div> Jesus the Son of God</div> <div> died for my sins.</div> <div> I know the time will come</div> <div> I'll be with Him</div> <div> and I love Him.</div> <bR> <div> Jesus the Son of God</div> <div> died for my sins.</div> <div> I know the time will come</div> <div> I'll be with Him</div> <div> and I love Him.</div> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <div>  <A NAME="deuteronomy_s__5_1"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="1" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ></A><B>Deuteronomy's #5</B></div> <div> (parody of Mambo #5, by Lou Bega</div> <bR> <div> One, two, three, four, five...</div> <div> Everybody in the bible so come on let's ride! </div> <div> To the, scripture around the covered corner.</div> <div> If we count em, we can keep em all in order:</div> <div> There's Genesis one, and Exodus two, </div> <div> Leviticus three, Numbers numbers 4.</div> <div> I like Acts, Proverbs, Samuel and Ruth... </div> <div> And as you continue to read, you´re gettin´ the truth!</div> <div> So what can I do? - I really beg you my Lord; </div> <div> To me, readin´ is just like a sport. </div> <div> The Bible is good - let me don't dump it -</div> <div> before Gabriel blows the last trumpet!</div> <bR> <div> A little bit of Matthew in my life - A little bit of Ephesians by my side </div> <div> A little bit of Romans is all I need - A little bit of Timothy is what I see </div> <div> A little bit of Solomon in the sun - A little bit of Psalmin' all night long </div> <div> A little bit of Jesus' tender care - A little bit of you makes me your bear!</div> <bR> <div> Deuteronomy's #5! </div> <bR> <div> Read up and down and all around;</div> <div> Be in Him and you're heaven bound!</div> <div> Pretty soon you'll be off the ground!</div> <div> Turn one page left and one page right, </div> <div> One to the front and one to the side.</div> <div> Fold your hands once and fold your hands twice;</div> <div> And if it looks like this then you doin´ it right!!</div> <bR> <div> A little bit of Matthew in my life - A little bit of Ephesians by my side </div> <div> A little bit of Romans is all I need - A little bit of Timothy is what I see </div> <div> A little bit of Solomon in the sun - A little bit of Psalmin' all night long </div> <div> A little bit of Jesus' tender care - A little bit of you makes me your bear.  </div> <bR> <div> Deuteronomy's #5 </div> <bR> <div> Trumpets!</div> <bR> <div> Trumpets!</div> <bR> <div> Deuteronomy's #5!</div> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <div>  <A NAME="imagin_"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="1" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ></A><B>Imagin'</B></div> <div> (parody of Imagine, by John Lennon)</div> <bR> <div> Imagine there's a heaven;</div> <div> it's easy cause it's there.</div> <div> A place for believers,</div> <div> made with loving care.</div> <bR> <div> Imagine all His people...</div> <div> living for the Lord?</div> <bR> <div> I...imagine there's no sadness;</div> <div> no work we've left undone.</div> <div> Imagine time with Jesus...</div> <div> God's only begotten Son.</div> <bR> <div> Imagine all God's children...</div> <div> living in His love?</div> <bR> <div> You may say I'm a dreamer;</div> <div> but I'm not the only one.</div> <div> God hopes someday you will join him,</div> <div> before you wait and your life is done.</div> <bR> <div> Imagine no possessions;</div> <div> in Heaven there's no need.</div> <div> No worry or frustrations...</div> <div> no hunger and no greed.</div> <bR> <div> Imagine all His children...</div> <div> sharing in His love?</div> <div> You...you may say I'm a dreamer;</div> <div> but I'm not the only one.</div> <div> I hope someday you'll be with Jesus,</div> <div> and may His word go out to everyone.</div> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <div> <FONT SIZE="2" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Arial" > <A NAME="god_s_love"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="1" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ></A></FONT><B>God's Love </B></div> <div> (parody of Spinning Wheel, by Blood, Sweat & Tears)</div> <bR> <div> Prayer goes up, grace comes down.</div> <div> God's love, spreadin' all around.</div> <div> Talkin' `bout your troubles and your awful sin.</div> <div> Rid yourself of problems let His righteousness begin.</div> <bR> <div> You need no money, you can pray like at home.</div> <div> God's love is wherever you roam.</div> <div> Talkin' `bout your troubles so He...He hopes you learn:</div> <div> Rid yourself of worry, give His holiness a turn.</div> <bR> <div> Did you know that you need to go on the straight and narrow highway?</div> <div> Would you mind a biblical sign? Just let it shine within your mind;</div> <div> and show you His love that is real....</div> <bR> <div> Someone is waitin' just for you.</div> <div> God's grace, spinin' true.</div> <div> Drop all your troubles by the Savior's side.</div> <div> Catch the love of Jesus and in Him you will abide.</div> <bR> <div> Someone is waitin' just for you.</div> <div> God's love, spinin' true.</div> <div> Drop all your troubles by the Savior's side.</div> <div> Rid yourself of worry let His Spirit start to fly...</div> <bR> <div> That wasn't too good...</div> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <div> <FONT SIZE="2" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Arial" > <A NAME="hello_jesus_christ"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="1" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ></A></FONT><B>Hello, Jesus Christ </B></div> <div> (parody of Hello, Mary Lou, by Ricky Nelson)</div> <bR> <div> "Hello Jesus Christ, Goodbye sin,</div> <div> Sweet Jesus,  it's so good Your love I'm in</div> <div> You knew and me too, We'd be like kin</div> <div> So Hello Jesus Christ, Goodbye sin."</div> <div> Witnessed me one sunny day, flashed those little tracts my way</div> <div> And oh I wanted Him forever more</div> <div> I don't keep up with the herd, now my feet's stuck in the word</div> <div> And though I never did meet Him before</div> <bR> <div> I said "Hello Jesus Christ, Goodbye sin,</div> <div> Sweet Jesus,  it's so good Your love I'm in</div> <div> You knew and me too, We'd be like kin</div> <div> So Hello Jesus Christ, Goodbye sin."</div> <bR> <div> Saw Your words I heard Your voice, believe me I just made the choice,</div> <div> Wild horses couldn't make me stay away.</div> <div> Thought about the wrong I've done, washed away by God's own son,</div> <div> That's all I had to see for me to say.</div> <bR> <div> "Hey, hey, Hello Jesus Christ, Goodbye sin,</div> <div> Sweet Jesus,  it's so good Your love I'm in</div> <div> You knew and me too, We'd be like kin</div> <bR> <div> So Hello Jesus Christ, Goodbye sin.</div> <div> So Hello Jesus Christ, Goodbye sin.</div> <div> So Hello Jesus Christ, Goodbye sin."</div> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <div> <FONT SIZE="2" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Arial" > <A NAME="lake_of_fire"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="1" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ></A></FONT><B>Lake Of Fire </B></div> <div> (parody of Light My Fire, by The Doors)</div> <bR> <div> You know that it would be untrue,</div> <div> you know the devil is a liar;</div> <div> if he was to say to you,</div> <div> “Heaven's boring and you'll tire.”</div> <bR> <div> Come on Jesus take us higher.</div> <div> Clean us from the muck and mire.</div> <div> Save us from the Lake of Fire.</div> <bR> <div> The time for hesitation's through;</div> <div> there's little time to slide up under the wire.</div> <div> Jesus comin' back again soon...</div> <div> and to love us is His deep desire.</div> <bR> <div> Come on Jesus take us higher.</div> <div> Clean us from the muck and mire.</div> <div> Keep us from the Lake of Fire!   Yeah...</div> <bR> <div> <I>Instrumental</I></div> <bR> <div> The time for hesitation's through;</div> <div> there's little time to slide up under the wire.</div> <div> Jesus comin' back again soon;</div> <div> and to love us is His deep desire.</div> <bR> <div> Come on Jesus take us higher.</div> <div> Clean us from the muck and mire.</div> <div> Keep us from the Lake of Fire!   </div> <bR> <div> You know that it would be untrue,</div> <div> you know the devil is a liar;</div> <div> if he was to say to you,</div> <div> “Heaven's boring and you'll tire.”</div> <bR> <div> Come on Jesus take us higher.</div> <div> Come on Jesus take us higher.</div> <div> Clean us from the muck and mire.</div> <div> Clean us from the muck and mire.</div> <div> Save us from the Lake of Fire!   </div> <div> Save us from the Lake of Fire!</div> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <div> <B> <A NAME="little_children_"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="1" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ></A></B><B>Little Children </B></div> <div> (parody of Little Children, by The Diamonds)</div> <bR> <div> Aye, yi-yi-yi-yi</div> <div> yi-yi-yi  yi-yi-yi-yi</div> <bR> <div> Little children, oh little children</div> <div> oh-oh where...a-are you?</div> <div> Did you do something</div> <div> that was wrong-a</div> <div> that you knew, you really blew?</div> <bR> <div> A-hoopa hoopa hoopa</div> <div> know well-a</div> <div> that God's love-a</div> <div> is just </div> <div> meant for you</div> <div> for oooonly you.</div> <bR> <div> <I>My children I need you to call Me your own, and never do wrong.</I></div> <div> <I>To hold in Mine, your little hand. so that I can help you walk, and to stand.</I></div> <div> <I>Please, hold my hand.</I></div> <bR> <div> Little children...oh little children...</div> <div> do you know, now what to do?</div> <div> Just read up</div> <div> in your bible</div> <div> and it will get</div> <div> you-ou through...</div> <div> will get you through.</div> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <div> <B> <A NAME="lord_says_will_you_"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="1" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ></A></B><B>Lord Says Will You</B> </div> <div> (parody of Lady Willpower, by Gary Puckett & The Union Gap)</div> <bR> <div> Lord says, “Will you please for now and ever give your life to me?”</div> <div> And He'll shower your soul with tenderness eternally.</div> <bR> <div> He knows you want to meet Him, but you're afraid,</div> <div> of what has got you in a bind.</div> <div> One thing you can be sure of, He'll take good care of your love,</div> <div> if you'll just let Him be so kind.</div> <bR> <div> Lord says, ”Will you please for now and ever give your life to me?”</div> <div> And He'll shower your soul with tenderness eternally.</div> <bR> <div> Did no one ever tell you, `bout the “Bread of Life”?</div> <div> Well there's so much you need to learn.</div> <div> And He would gladly teach you, if He could only reach you,</div> <div> and get your worship in return.</div> <bR> <div> Lord says, “Will you please for now and ever give your life to me?”</div> <div> And He'll shower your soul with tenderness eternally.</div> <bR> <div> Lord says, “Will you please for now and ever give your life to me?”</div> <div> And...</div> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <div> <B> <A NAME="love_jesus"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="1" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ></A></B><B>Love Jesus </B></div> <div> (parody of Tequila, by The Champs)</div> <bR> <div> Love Jesus!</div> <bR> <div> Love Jesus!</div> <bR> <div> Love Jesus!</div> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <div> <B> <A NAME="my_god_s_in_love"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="1" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ></A></B><B>My God's In Love</B></div> <div> Parody of This Guy's In Love, by Herb Alpert</div> <bR> <div> My God's in love...</div> <div> my God's in love with me.</div> <div> Yes, He's in love...</div> <div> and what He did to make me His.</div> <bR> <div> Sent His Son and let Him die,</div> <div> so I could fly up to the sky.</div> <div> My life He's changin', </div> <div> and done some rearrangin'...</div> <bR> <div> and, I've heard some talk;</div> <div> they say He's coming back.</div> <div> He's coming soon...</div> <div> don't know if it's morning, night, or noon;</div> <div> but I know if it's so,</div> <div> to heaven I will surely go.</div> <div> Oh please accept Him,</div> <div> Don't leave this earth without Him.</div> <bR> <div> Say “I need Your love, I want Your love”;</div> <div> say “forgive me of all of my sin”.</div> <div> If not you'll just die.</div> <bR> <div> but I know if it's so...</div> <div> to heaven I will surely go.</div> <div> Oh please accept Him,</div> <div> Don't leave this earth without Him.</div> <bR> <div> Say “I need Your love, I want Your love”;</div> <div> say “forgive me of all of my sin”.</div> <div> If not you'll just....die.</div> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <div> <B> <A NAME="readin__the_word_"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="1" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ></A></B><B>Readin' The Word</B> </div> <div> (parody of Grease, by Frankie Valli)</div> <bR> <div> God showed my problems and I see the light:</div> <div> I've got a brand new soul, I have to feed it right!</div> <div> There ain't no danger we can study too far;</div> <div> We start believin' now, He can change who we are...</div> <div> Readin' the Word.</div> <bR> <div> They think His love is just a growin' pain.</div> <div> Why don't they understand? It's just a cryin' shame;</div> <div> their souls are dyin' and only real is real.</div> <div> If they decide right now, eternal life they would seal.</div> <div> Readin' the Word.</div> <bR> <div> It's got truth, it's got meaning.</div> <div> Just find a time and the place is the notion.</div> <div> Readin's the way to maturin'.</div> <bR> <div> We take the pressure and we pray it away;</div> <div> confusionality belongs to yesterday.</div> <div> There is so much we can learn from God.</div> <div> We start believin' now, and we won't feel so odd,</div> <div> Readin' the Word.</div> <bR> <div> It's got truth, it's got meaning.</div> <div> Just find a time and the place is the notion.</div> <div> Readin's the way to maturin';</div> <div> You'll learn the life of a Christian:</div> <div> How to stay outta trouble, </div> <div> where do we come from, </div> <div> and what are we doin' here.</div> <bR> <div> We take the pressure and we pray it away;</div> <div> confusionality belongs to yesterday.</div> <div> There is so much we can learn from God</div> <div> We start believin' now, He will show where to trod,</div> <div> Readin' the Word.</div> <div> It's got truth, it's got meaning.</div> <div> Just find a time and the place is the notion.</div> <div> Readin's the way to maturin'...</div> <bR> <div> Readin' the Word.</div> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <div> <B> <A NAME="sacred_sacred_"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="1" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ></A></B><B>Sacred Sacred</B> </div> <div> (parody of Sugar Sugar, by The Archies)</div> <bR> <div> Sacred, ah Holy Holy,</div> <div> that's what you are to me;</div> <div> `wanna keep on praisin' You.</div> <bR> <div> Ah Holy, Jesus Jesus.</div> <div> You are my awesome God,</div> <div> and I wanna worship You.</div> <bR> <div> I just can't believe the righteousness surrounding You.</div> <div> <I>I just can't believe it's true.</I></div> <div> I just can't believe my sins are all forgiven too.</div> <div> <I>I just can't believe it's true.</I></div> <bR> <div> Oh, Sacred, ah Holy Holy.</div> <div> That's what you are to me,</div> <div> `wanna keep on praisin' You.</div> <bR> <div> Ah Holy, Jesus Jesus.</div> <div> You are my awesome God,</div> <div> and I wanna worship You.</div> <bR> <div> When Judas kissed you, Lord,</div> <div> he knew how sweet a kiss could be.</div> <div> <I>I know how sweet a kiss can be.</I></div> <div> Like the summer sunshine,</div> <div> pour your mercy over me.</div> <div> <I>Pour your sweetness over me.</I></div> <bR> <div> Oh, Sacred, ah Holy Holy.</div> <div> That's what you are to me,</div> <div> wanna keep on praisin' You.</div> <bR> <div> Holy, Jesus Jesus...</div> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <div> <B> <A NAME="sharing_jesus"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="1" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ></A></B><B>Sharing Jesus</B> </div> <div> (parody of Sherry, by The Four Seasons)</div> <bR> <div> Sharing, sharing Jesus </div> <div> Sharing, sharing Jesus</div> <div> Sharing Jesus...<I>Sharing Jesus</I></div> <div> Sharing `bout the good news tonight.</div> <div> <I>come come come out tonight</I></div> <div> Sharing Jesus...<I>Sharing Jesus</I></div> <div> Sharing `bout the bible tonight.</div> <bR> <div> <I>Why don't you come out</I></div> <div> and tell them all?</div> <div> <I>Come out...</I></div> <div> that He is so fine.</div> <div> <I>Come out...</I></div> <div> for Him it was easy:</div> <div> turned the water into wine.</div> <div> Sharing Jesus...<I>Sharing Jesus</I></div> <div> Sharing with your family tonight.</div> <bR> <div> <I>Come come, come out tonight...</I></div> <div> <I>Come come, come out tonight...</I></div> <div> You better tell your mama..</div> <div> <I>Sharing Jesus</I></div> <div> tell her Jesus is the way, truth, and life.</div> <bR> <div> <I>Why don't you come out...</I></div> <div> and share your heart.</div> <div> <I>Come out...</I></div> <div> You'll do just fine.</div> <div> <I>Come out...</I></div> <div> Tell it nice and easy:</div> <div> sin will make you lose your mind.</div> <bR> <div> Sharing Jesus...<I>Sharing Jesus</I></div> <div> Sharing with your neighbors tonight.</div> <bR> <div> <I>Come come, come out tonight...</I></div> <div> <I>Come come, come out tonight...</I></div> <div> Sharing...sharing Jesus...</div> <div> Sharing...sharing Jesus...</div> <div> Sharing...sharing Jesus...</div> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <div> <B> <A NAME="sin_monster_mash_"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="1" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ></A></B><B>Sin Monster Mash</B> </div> <div> (parody of Monster Mash, by Bobby 'Boris' Pickett)</div> <bR> <div> I was reading in the Word, late one night,</div> <div> when my mind beheld an awesome sight!</div> <div> For my Master, from His slab began to rise,</div> <div> and suddenly, to my surprise...</div> <div> <I>He did the mash.</I></div> <div> He did the sin monster mash.</div> <div> <I>The monster mash.</I></div> <div> It was the graveyard smash.</div> <div> <I>He did the mash.</I></div> <div> The stone moved in a dash.</div> <div> <I>He did the mash.</I></div> <div> He did the sin monster mash.</div> <bR> <div> <I>Whaoooo...</I></div> <div> From my bible story set in the middle East,</div> <div> <I>Whaoooo...</I></div> <div> Christ laid out the plan at His last feast.</div> <div> <I>Wha whaoooo...</I></div> <div> Everyone there all thought Jesus was dead;</div> <div> <I>Whaoooo...</I></div> <div> but found they were wrong,</div> <div> when He rose like He said.</div> <bR> <div> <I>They did the mash.</I></div> <div> It was the Sin Monster mashed.</div> <div> <I>The monster mash.</I></div> <div> It got the graveyard smashed.</div> <div> <I>They did the mash</I></div> <div> the devil's plan was all thrashed.</div> <div> <I>They did the mash</I></div> <div> It was the sin monster mashed.</div> <bR> <div> <I>Whaooo...</I></div> <div> The angels were all having fun</div> <div> <I>tennishoe...    whaooo...</I></div> <div> the Resurrection had just begun</div> <div> <I>tennishoe...    whaooo...</I></div> <div> The guests included The Holy Spirit, </div> <div> <I>tennishoe...    whaoop...</I></div> <div> The Father, and His Son.</div> <bR> <div> <I>Whaoooo...</I></div> <div> The scene was rockin'...people diggin' the sounds.</div> <div> <I>Whaoooo...</I></div> <div> All the chains were broken by His grace that abounds.</div> <div> <I>Wha whooo...</I></div> <div> The hosts of heaven were about to arrive</div> <div> <I>Whaoop</I></div> <div> with their vocal group, the Eternity Five</div> <bR> <div> <I>They played the mash</I></div> <div> They did the Sin Monster Mash</div> <div> <I>The monster mash</I></div> <div> It was the graveyard smash</div> <div> <I>They played the mash</I></div> <div> Judas choked on the cash</div> <div> <I>They played the mash</I></div> <div> They did the sin monster mash</div> <bR> <div> <I>Whaooo...</I></div> <div> Out of the pit, Satan's voice did ring</div> <div> <I>Whaooo...</I></div> <div> seems he was troubled by just one thing</div> <div> <I>Wha whaooo...</I></div> <div> He dropped his pitchfork, shook his fist and said</div> <div> <I>Whaoop</I></div> <div> Whatever happened to my “truth is overrated twist??”</div> <bR> <div> <I>It's now the mash.</I></div> <div> It's now the sin monster mash.</div> <div> <I>The monster mash.</I></div> <div> It's the graveyard smash.</div> <div> <I>It's now the mash.</I></div> <div> It's a heavenly bash.</div> <div> I<I>t's now the mash.</I></div> <div> It's now the sin monster mash.</div> <bR> <div> <I>Whaooo...</I></div> <div> Now everything is cool, and we're a part of the band;</div> <div> <I>Whaooo...</I></div> <div> `Cause the sin monster mash gave us the promised land!</div> <div> <I>Wha whaooo....</I></div> <div> For you the sinning, this mash was meant too;</div> <div> <I>Whaoop.</I></div> <div> When you get to Heaven's door, tell them Jesus sent you.</div> <bR> <div> <I>Then you can mash.</I></div> <div> Then you can sin monster mash.</div> <div> <I>The monster mash.</I></div> <div> It sure beats the graveyard crash.</div> <div> <I>Then you can mash.</I></div> <div> It doesn't cost any cash.</div> <div> <I>Then you can mash.</I></div> <div> Then you can sin monster mash.</div> <bR> <div> <I>Whaoooo...</I></div> <div> Oh Jesus, what a great savior you are!</div> <div> <I>Monster mash</I> w<I>haoooo...</I></div> <div> Oh, we love You, Lord.</div> <div> <I>Monster mash</I> w<I>haoooo...</I></div> <div> You really socked it to the devil that time!</div> <div> <I>Monster mash</I> w<I>haoooo...</I></div> <div> Sin monster mash gooood!</div> <div> <I>Monster mash</I> w<I>haoooo...</I></div> <div> Whahoo!</div> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <div> <B> <A NAME="thank_you_jesus_"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="1" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ></A></B><B>Thank You, Jesus </B></div> <div> (parody of He'll Have To Go, by Jim Reeves)</div> <bR> <div> Thank You, Jesus, for saving me at Calvary.</div> <div> It's the greatest gift of love I'll ever see.</div> <div> I was in sin, You entered in, and set me free.</div> <div> Thank You, Jesus, for saving me at Calvary.</div> <bR> <div> You're so precious, You're God's one and only Son.</div> <div> Yet He sent you down for me, "Thy will be done."</div> <div> A thorny crown went to the Man of Gallilee,</div> <div> and said 'Forgive them" as You hung there upon a tree.</div> <bR> <div> Mary saw the stone was rolled away, You have done just what You said.</div> <div> Nothing's in the dark and gloomy tomb, You have risen from the dead.</div> <bR> <div> I'm so happy that I can live eternally,</div> <div> at the place set up in heaven...one day I'll see.</div> <div> I live for You, You walk with me,</div> <div> and now I know:</div> <div> that I must tell the devil with me,</div> <div> he'll have to go.</div> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <div> <B> <A NAME="the_wonder_of_you_"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="1" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ></A></B><B>The Wonder Of You</B> </div> <div> (parody of The Wonder Of You, by Elvis Presley)</div> <bR> <div> When no one else can understand me,</div> <div> when everything I do is wrong;</div> <div> You give me hope and consolation,</div> <div> You give me strength to carry on;</div> <div> And You're always there to lend a hand</div> <div> in everything I do.</div> <div> That's the wonder, the wonder of You.</div> <div> <I>Wonder of You</I></div> <bR> <div> And when you smile the world is brighter,</div> <div> you take my paw and I'm a king.</div> <div> Your gift to me is more than a fortune...</div> <div> Your love for me is everything.</div> <div> I guess I'll never know, the reason why,</div> <div> You love me as you do.</div> <div> That's the wonder, the wonder of You.</div> <bR> <div> I guess I'll never know, the reason why,</div> <div> You love me like you do.</div> <div> That's the wonder, the wonder of You.</div> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <div> <B> <A NAME="under_the_savior_"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="1" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ></A></B><B>Under The Savior </B></div> <div> (parody of Under The Boardwalk, by The Drifters)</div> <bR> <div> Oh when the Son looks down </div> <div> Upon the people of the earth. </div> <div> 'Twas was for them that He came,</div> <div> and then He gave them all that He was worth. </div> <div> Under the Savior, </div> <div> Down on my knees, yeah. </div> <div> Staying close to my Lord, Jesus, </div> <div> Is where I’ll be. </div> <bR> <div> <I>Under the Savior...</I></div> <div> He is the Son. </div> <div> <I>Under the Savior.. </I></div> <div> He’s number one. </div> <div> <I>Under the Savior...</I> </div> <div> From up above. </div> <div> <I>Under the Savior... </I></div> <div> With all of His love. </div> <div> Under the Savior, Savior. </div> <bR> <div> From the cross you hear, </div> <div> Just how He wants us to forgive, mmmm </div> <div> And if you listen close, </div> <div> He will rightly teach you how to live. </div> <div> Under the Savior,</div> <div> Down on my knees, yeah. </div> <div> Staying close to my Lord, Jesus, </div> <div> Is where I’ll be. </div> <bR> <div> <I>Under the Savior...</I></div> <div> He is the Son. </div> <div> <I>Under the Savior... </I></div> <div> He’s number one. </div> <div> <I>Under the Savior... </I></div> <div> From up above. </div> <div> <I>Under the Savior... </I></div> <div> With all of His love. </div> <div> Under the Savior, Savior. </div> <bR> <div> Under the Savior. </div> <div> Down on my knees, yeah. </div> <div> Staying close to my Lord, Jesus, </div> <div> Is where I’ll be. </div> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <div> <B> <A NAME="woody_s_house"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="1" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ></A></B><B>Woody's Amazing House</B></div> <div> Parody of House Of The Rising Sun, by The Animals</div> <div> Words by John Newton</div> <bR> <div> Amazing grace, how sweet the sound,</div> <div> that saved a wretch like me.</div> <div> I once was lost, but now I'm found;</div> <div> was blind but now I see.</div> <bR> <div> `Twas grace that taught my heart to fear,</div> <div> and grace my fears relieved.</div> <div> How precious did that grace appear,</div> <div> the hour I first believed.</div> <bR> <div> Through many dangers, toils, and snares...</div> <div> we have already come;</div> <div> `Twas grace that brought us save thus far,</div> <div> and grace will lead us home.</div> <bR> <div> <I>Instrumental</I></div> <bR> <div> The Lord has promised good to me;</div> <div> His word my hope secures.</div> <div> He will my shield and fortune be,</div> <div> as long as life endures.</div> <bR> <div> When we've been there ten thousand years...</div> <div> bright shining as the sun;</div> <div> we've no less days to sing God's praise,</div> <div> than when we first begun.</div> <bR> <div> Amazing grace, how sweet the sound,</div> <div> that saved a wretch like me.</div> <div> I once was lost, but now I'm found,</div> <div> was blind but now I see.</div> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <div> (c) David Wayne</div> <bR> </td> </tr></table></body>